The grim realisation that the reason you ex is handling the divorce so much better than you, is because breaking your heart was only step 16 in their 18-step plan.
Cheap Surgery By D.I. Jolly
“You know he hates being home alone at night, and I won’t be able to really enjoy myself if I’m worrying about him the whole time. You said you’d support me on this!”
Centre Stage By D.I. Jolly
But it is still possible to drown in bright clear water, on a hot sunny day, surrounded by people.
Fashion By D.I. Jolly
Everyone was satisfied, no one was happy.
Jawbreaker By D.I. Jolly
Because it’s painfully fucking obvious. You’re the problem. She left because you’re not worth being with.
Freestyler By D.I. Jolly
Harry Washington, age 8 and a half, started to wonder what his mom’s hair would look like in zero gravity.
Der Klatsch (Rumours) By D.I. Jolly
While his personality was kind and easy-going, the one prevailing opinion of him, was that he was different.
Dick Move By D.I. Jolly
Normally the end results were mild regret and a bit of fatigue but today he felt like he’d just won the lottery.
Disaster Adjacent by D.I. Jolly
Woulda, Shoulda, Coulda By D.I. Jolly
He was sitting on the steps outside the courthouse where he’d just been told that his now ex-wife was getting full custody of their child and dog.