The grim realisation that the reason you ex is handling the divorce so much better than you, is because breaking your heart was only step 16 in their 18-step plan.
“You know he hates being home alone at night, and I won’t be able to really enjoy myself if I’m worrying about him the whole time. You said you’d support me on this!”
But it is still possible to drown in bright clear water, on a hot sunny day, surrounded by people.
Everyone was satisfied, no one was happy.
Because it’s painfully fucking obvious. You’re the problem. She left because you’re not worth being with.
Harry Washington, age 8 and a half, started to wonder what his mom’s hair would look like in zero gravity.
While his personality was kind and easy-going, the one prevailing opinion of him, was that he was different.
Normally the end results were mild regret and a bit of fatigue but today he felt like he’d just won the lottery.
He was sitting on the steps outside the courthouse where he’d just been told that his now ex-wife was getting full custody of their child and dog.