To say that the weather was bad was to say that nature was bad, and the mere concept that weather could be good or bad was to anthropomorphise it beyond the point that Patrick was comfortable.
She was a cocktail breed, a little bit of everything shaken up and poured into a medium-sized dog with funny ears.
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Everyone was satisfied, no one was happy.
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Ingmar had no idea what to do the day the world locked down.
Zesty Glowing Fly
Compared to things like climate change, corrupt world leaders and catastrophic natural disasters, his complaints were a drop of piss in the ocean. But since it was his part of the ocean that was slowly becoming urine, they really mattered to him.
Spending 6 years locked in a 35 square meter rectangle alone always changes a person.
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After a morning filled with meetings and far too many cups of coffee, the only thing Bob could think about was going to the bathroom.
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“What good is a detective who can’t even solve a simple Sudoku?”
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The host was a nice, un-threatening guy who had a certain charm, but his personality came across as thin and Billy could never work out why he did what he did.
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Starting The Fire by D.I. Jolly It only takes a moment, a single moment, to totally change your life. Everything you’ve done and plotted and planned and been proud of, can all change in that single moment. Jack had loved his life, he loved his wife, his children, his career, all of it. It wasn’t…