Everything's going to be just fine
The End of My Patience Wednesdays were always the longest day of Mason’s week. It wasn’t that he had more to do, it was just that Wednesdays felt long. In fact, ever since he was conscious of how long a day was supposed to be, they’d felt long. When he was still in school, he…
“Why are we here so early? ‘80%’ won’t even start until like 11pm at the earliest.”
“Because! This way we don’t have to line up to get in, line up to get drinks or line up to get merch!”
We wouldn’t be in this literal mess if you hadn’t decided to host a New Year’s Eve party, and then invite an entire bar of randohs!
18th Birthday by D. I. Jolly “I have an issue, no… a problem… NO!… A conundrum.” Said Josh with what seemed to everyone else at the table like an exaggerated seriousness, but Johnny recognised the expression on his friends face and knew that for whatever reason, Josh was being sincere. “What’s wrong now?” “Well,’ Said…
To say that the weather was bad was to say that nature was bad, and the mere concept that weather could be good or bad was to anthropomorphise it beyond the point that Patrick was comfortable.
She was a cocktail breed, a little bit of everything shaken up and poured into a medium-sized dog with funny ears.
“Look at me when I’m talking to you!”
“You know he hates being home alone at night, and I won’t be able to really enjoy myself if I’m worrying about him the whole time. You said you’d support me on this!”
If love isn’t connection, then what is it?”
“I come from a much bigger country than you.”