We wouldn’t be in this literal mess if you hadn’t decided to host a New Year’s Eve party, and then invite an entire bar of randohs!
18th Birthday by D. I. Jolly “I have an issue, no… a problem… NO!… A conundrum.” Said Josh with what seemed to everyone else at the table like an exaggerated seriousness, but Johnny recognised the expression on his friends face and knew that for whatever reason, Josh was being sincere. “What’s wrong now?” “Well,’ Said…
I never imagined that I’d have to live in a world… a world like this.
Be careful what you wish for.
“Never let it be said that the apocalypse wasn’t beautiful.”
Josh put down his beer, distantly aware that it was somehow to blame for the conversation he was having.
She’d broken his heart one too many times and now, like Humpty Dumpty, there was no putting it back together again.
“I know what superstitions are, but what are normal stitions?”
“Where do hiccups come from?”
“Yeah, Janet that’s right. I swear you could light cigarettes off her, she was HOT! Last night was epic!”