The barmaid was a tired-looking girl, probably in her mid-20s after a shower, but in that moment she could have been anything from 19 to 47.
Once upon a time, there was a small strange pub called The Sleeping Llama.
Standing at the top of the east tower was the man the king was looking for, a short squat creature that was 4 foot high, and broad. His skin was a midnight blue and changed subtly depending on his mood and the light.
When a child is touched by magic it is always a specific type of magic that touches them, but it does not condemn them to be that way forever. For instance, I first discovered I had the gift through anger and it is in fact Chaos that my magic is rooted in.
Brothers, Sisters… Outsider. Welcome.
With honour in their hearts and a suicidal dedication to their mission they fought and died their way to its peak until he stood alone at the throne room door.
“Envious, jealous means something else.”
They’re huge, practically immortal, they’re scales are the hardest thing known to man they’re smarter than we are, and, oh yeah, they’re fucking made of magic.”
“She was going to cut off your penis and keep it as a pet.”
Trees and Deafness By D.I. Jolly John heaved a sigh and swung his sword again, determined to bring down the mighty tree in front of him. In the years since he left his home, he had conquered mountains and deserts, forests and snow, he’d defeated warlords, overthrown corrupt kings and charmed some of the worlds…