Scheisse By D.I. Jolly
“Accidentally falling off a building really doesn’t feel like I thought it would. Oh my God, I hope no one thinks I jumped on purpose that would be really embarrassing. Nono, no it’s fine. People definitely heard me call for help, and saw me trying to grab the ledge, I’m sure they know I didn’t jump. Wow, this is really taking a long time, I’ve been falling for a while now. I mean, I don’t want to sound like I’m complaining or anything but, it has been a while! Maybe it’s because I’m falling backwards and I-I can’t see the ground rushing towards me. I could probably reposition myself, but would that be better? To see the end coming or just know it’s coming, that is the question. I guess that’s the fundamental question of life. Is it better to know exactly when and how it ends, or is it better to just know that it is going to, and live life until then? No … no, I have to know. I think if I twist a little and bend my neck I can… Oh… Shi…”