A True Story By D.I. Jolly

“Play with me.”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“I’m busy.”
“Busy doing what, come on just play with me.”
“No, I don’t have time right now.”
“But I’m bored.”
“That isn’t my problem. Go away.”
“Not until you agree to play with me.”
“What, so if I say I’ll play with you then you’ll leave.”
“No.”
“God damn it.”
“You’re not even working now, come on let’s play.”
“FINE!”
The true story of what goes through a man’s head, just before he masturbates.