“And then hot girls in fuck all clothes had to munch on bugs to get high at night clubs.”
“Janet, hi, I’m so sorry to just call you out the blue like this. I… I know it’s been a while.”
Spending 6 years locked in a 35 square meter rectangle alone always changes a person.
The last thing you want to see when you activate your time machine, is the flashing red warning light.
The all-new Syn-Tech plasma touch is guaranteed to slice through any metal armour, no matter who reinforced, like a hot knife through Syn-tech butter substitute. A substitute so good, you won’t believe it’s not the real thing.
“Well that just goes to show what we’ve been saying all these years, how advanced the Egyptians really were compared to other cultures of the time. Now come on let’s see what’s behind it.”
Brothers, Sisters… Outsider. Welcome.
At age six he thought she was the most beautiful women he had ever met, other than his mommy of course.
“Do you want to be a drone your whole life! Just following orders? I’m on the verge of unlocking one of the great universal secrets! The potential for good here is…”